You're Walking Down The Hallway

Young man, where did you get this toad?
It's not mine!
Chris, you don't wanna mess with drugs.
I tried 'em once,
Big mistake.
Thanks, Dr.
Peter, man.
You're walking down a hallway,
Take a left.
You keep walking down the hallway,
Take a right.
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a brick wall.
You keep walking down a hallway,
Take a left.
You keep walking down the hallway,
Take a right.
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a pitfall.
Baby, it's Meg's turn.
Now, don't you try
That upon the song on your sister.
Oh yeah, boy, by the time
She strangled our other sister.
That was just a very bad dream.
I remember she strangled our- Sister.
Chris, we told you
That was just a- Strangled our- Sister.
Throw her to the queens!
You're walking down a hallway,
Take a left.
You keep walking down the hallway,
Take a right.
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a brick wall.
You keep walking down a hallway,
Take a left.
You keep walking down the hallway,
Take a right.
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a pitfall.
Peter, isn't this wonderful?
The place is packed.
Uh,
Lois, uh, aren't you a little
Freaked out by this?
Why?
Everybody's having a great time.
I don't care about that.
I want a cool restaurant,
Not the cafeteria at the Veterans
Hospital.
This is weirder
Than that rap video by MC Escher.
Then going up the stairs and going
Down the stairs, and going
Up the stairs and going down the stairs,
And going up the sideways stairs.
Go-go-go-go-going up the sideways stairs.
Go-go-go-go-going up the
Stairs and going
Down the stairs, and going
Up the stairs and going down the stairs,
And going up the sideways stairs.
Go-go-go-go-going up the sideways stairs.
Go-go-go-go- You're walking down a hall,
Take a left.
You keep walking down the hall,
Take a right.
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a brick wall.
You keep walking down the hall,
Take a left.
You keep walking down the hall,
Take a right.
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a left, then a right,
Then a pitfall.